- Birthday wishes in whatever format you would like (including selfies - just tag me so I find them! You are all very attractive)
- Johnlock smut (bonus points for clothed sex, secret sex, Daddy kink)
- Promos — get me some new followers for my birthday
- You reading my fics, maybe leaving some comments or kudos
- Cold. Hard. Cash.
If you would like to, say, mail me a physical card (which I would totally adore), just ask for my address and I will happily provide it
and then wait eagerly by my mailbox to accost the mail carrier every day.