I SHOULD NOT BE LEFT ALONE WITH THE INTERNET DURING CON SEASON.

I just bought an 88 colour eye shadow palette.  I may never need to buy eye shadow again in my life.  To be totally fair to me and my impromptu purchasing habits it was only $20 including shipping, and all the reviews are very positive.

capaow replied to your post “Sherlock and John get into an argument about Sherlock’s disregard to other people and that leads to John grabbing Sherlock and slamming him against the wall but Sherlock holds his own and they end up in a tousle on the floor until John manages to pin Sherlock down. (and then Sherlock grabs John’s dick to get him to let go.)”

Then he lifts Sherlock to slam him back down but this time Sherlock is face down and John pins him again and then rubs his cock against Sherlock’s arse calling him a tease.

And Sherlock would just let out such a desperate whine because John’s weight on his hips is pressing his own erection into the floor. 

Sherlock and John get into an argument about Sherlock's disregard to other people and that leads to John grabbing Sherlock and slamming him against the wall but Sherlock holds his own and they end up in a tousle on the floor until John manages to pin Sherlock down. (and then Sherlock grabs John's dick to get him to let go.)

Ehehehe.

I can easily imagine Sherlock holding his own in a physical fight with John, but John always always wins.  So Sherlock clearly has to resort to dirty tactics, but I don’t think John would let him get away with that one in particular … it would be more “what exactly do you plan to do with that?”

So I feel like John is one of those really protective boyfriends, so can you just imagine the first time someone has the nerve to call Sherlock a freak? It'd be the last time after Captain Watson years them a new one.... And Sherlock just staring at him, stunned, before he breaks into a grin and kisses him ^~^ to applause and shouts of "FINALLY!"

That is totally what would have happened if Sherlock had actually seen John deck that Chief Inspector or whoever he was that called Sherlock a weirdo.  Instead we get that lovely smile from Sherlock that John doesn’t even get to see! Argh!

John is already 100% mama bear over Sherlock and they aren’t even fucking.

The entire group, Lestrade, Molly, Mycroft, John, Sherlock, and all, decide to play D&D. Somehow, to get out of trouble, Sherlock ends up seducing John and their characters sleep together. The night they spent together is a bit too detailed by Sherlock for the rest of them to be able to play quite the same, and John is just blushing like crazy.

"What, John, you said that this whole role-playing thing would be easier if I related it to personal experience. That’s what I did!"

*John sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose*